#CLASS {FunStuff|singit} #ALIAS singit {#IF ((%1) AND (%2)) {#IF (%numitems(@%1) >= 1) {#SHOW {%ansi(high,magenta)Playing song to %ansi(high,yellow)%2%ansi(high,magenta).};#LOOP %numitems(@%1) {%2 ~@Y@%1.%i;#WAIT 5000};%2 ~@MEnd playback ... Artist: ~@Y@%1_info.1 ~@MTitle: ~@Y@%1_info.2~@M.} {#SHOW %ansi(high,magenta)Song %ansi(high,yellow)%1 %ansi(high,magenta)not found.}} {#SHOW %ansi(high,magenta)Usage: %ansi(high,yellow)singit ~ ~}} #VAR jingle_bombs {Dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq.|I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B. That’s when I got shot in the ass by the US Military...|[it’s not funny!]|Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me?|Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs U.S. soldiers shot me dead. The only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head.|I used to be a man, but every time I cough, thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off.|My bombing days are done. I need to find some work. Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk.|Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed. Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead or I’ll kill you.|I KILL YOU! } #VAR jingle_bombs_info {Jeff Dunham's Achmed|Jingle Bombs} #CLASS 0